I love you Kotaku.

Well, this quote made my day, head to Kotaku for the full story.

"If you want a Playstation 3, we hope you’re willing to wait outside of Best Buy on launch day, then accost one of the five people in your area who managed to buy one and smash the rigid palm of your hand time and time again into the base of his nose until his cold, dead hands finally loosen around the PS3 he just purchased. Because short of nine-tenths of the world suddenly ascending in a Christian Rapture, that’s the only way you’re going to be able to get one."

I thought it was pretty awesome. Peace.